Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
All the doctor said was why
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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