what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
