I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
