Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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