How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
