Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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