Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We talked him into tasing himself.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You brought string cheese to the strip club
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
