Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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