I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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