the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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