a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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