He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize