The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
