i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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