I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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