it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Are we still banned from the library?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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