Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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