dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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