That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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