I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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