In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
so let's talk penis.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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