Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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