I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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