No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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