your room smells of hookers.
And success
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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