Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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