It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
