I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
