Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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