You're so nebulous sometimes
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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