Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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