You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Sorry about my life...
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