bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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