She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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