We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize