Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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