only you would photoshop your dick
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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