Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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