We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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