Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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