Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my being single is dangerous.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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