She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
accomplished twins. life is a go
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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