I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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