That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
