Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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