Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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