i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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