I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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