i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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