I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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