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Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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