you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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