is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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