Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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