I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
