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i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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