dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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