We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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