HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
