Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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